Privacy Policy

In this privacy policy “Crap Housewife” means Crap Housewife Pty Ltd ABN 76 614 945 201 as trustee for Crap Housewife trust and all references to Crap Housewife include its affiliate body corporate and Jessica Rowe personally. The words “you” and “your” mean the person or entity contacting the Crap Housewife website for any purpose.

Protecting your information is important:

At Crap Housewife we understand the importance you attach to information that identifies you (your ‘personal information’). This privacy policy tells you how we collect information when you visit this site and what we do with it.

What information we collect about you and what we do with it:

Crap Housewife collects information about you each time you come to any part of the website. We collect information about the time, date, duration and usage of the Crap Housewife website. We collect personal data for the purpose of providing a specific product or service requested by our customers and consumer marketing data. Certain information may be required in order to provide this product or service, including your full name, e-mail address, billing address, contact phone numbers and credit card number. Crap Housewife uses statistics about the use of our website to continually improve it and to improve our customer service. If you submit information to through the Crap Housewife website either using an electronic form or by sending an email, we collect that information and use it for the purposes that you have provided it. We also collect information when people join our mailing list at Crap Housewife. As with all information, we hold this will be compliant with our privacy policy. In addition, we may use your information to provide you with special offers, information about new products and special promotions that we think may interest you. If you do not want to receive this information, you can let us know by sending an email to or by mail to Crap Housewife Pty Ltd, P.O. Box 1059, Carlton, VIC, Australia 3053. Please provide us with your customer details including name, address and contact number. In addition, indicate if you do not wish to receive any more promotional material. The information collected may also be used to inform you of additional products and services, which may be of interest to you. All marketing material sent to you will include an option for you to request removal from our contact lists for any future marketing.

What is a cookie and what they are used for:

A cookie is a text file placed into the memory of your computer by computers, and Crap Housewife can retrieve a copy of this text file.

Cookies are used for a number of purposes. Crap Housewife uses cookies to identify you for the purposes of monitoring use and aiding security in your use of the website. The cookies do not allow us to gather any personal information to identify you or your email address. You have the option of setting your web browser to reject cookies, which may impact negatively on your experience of this website.

We rely on the accuracy of the information you provide to us. If you think that we hold information about you that is incorrect in any way, or out of date, or you simply want to notify us of something new, please send an email here indicating that your information is incorrect and the details.

Our security procedures:

In designing this website, Crap Housewife have incorporated security procedures and practices that Crap Housewife consider are consistent with Australian industry practice. Crap Housewife reviews their security procedures from time to time and update them when relevant.

Personal information about you and your business with is only accessible by you and by those who are authorised by us to access it, for approved business purposes.

Links to other sites:

You may be able to access various other sites by clicking on links that Crap Housewife have provided. You should be aware that other sites may not be subject to the Crap Housewife privacy standards and procedures.

Changes to our Privacy Policy:

This information relates to Crap Housewife current privacy standards. may vary our privacy standards from time to time. We will notify you of these changes by publishing them on this website. is committed to protecting the personal privacy of our customers, and observes the National Privacy Principles pursuant to the Commonwealth Privacy Act 1988.

Use of information outside Australia:

As part of your contract with us, Crap Housewife may need to transfer some of your personal information to one of international affiliates. Crap Housewife will use reasonable endeavours to ensure that the recipient jurisdiction has in place a similar regime which recognises your right to privacy. All international affiliates have privacy statements which comply with the legal requirements of their jurisdiction.


If you have any comments or suggestions regarding the Crap Housewife website or this privacy statement please email


If you are unhappy with any aspect of the way your personal information has been collected or handled by Crap Housewife, please do not hesitate to contact us by emailing

Please let us know if you have any queries in relation to any aspects of the above statement here.