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Driving, Friendship and Funerals!
Driving, Friendship and Funerals!
The purr-fect cats eye.
The purr-fect cats eye.
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Be a Daredevil
Botox: Part 2
Botox: Part 2
 

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WHAT IS CRAP HOUSEWIFE?

Crap Housewife is a space for women to unite and embrace the imperfections of being mothers and wives. Jessica Rowe is a self confessed Crap Housewife. Watch her share how Crap Housewife started and what it means to be a Crap Housewife.

 

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Top Tips for Parents!
Top Tips for Parents!
Why I decided to put my family first
Why I decided to put my family first
Slow Down!
Slow Down!
Cat party!
Cat party!
 

FOOD

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Top Tips for Parents!
Top Tips for Parents!
Honey Soy Chicken Drumsticks
Honey Soy Chicken Drumsticks
Chicken Nuggets!
Chicken Nuggets!
Waldorf Salad
Waldorf Salad
 

DEAR JESS

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I am struggling to find love. Should I just give up?
I am struggling to find love. Should I just give up?
My flaky friend always cancels our plans
My flaky friend always cancels our plans
Should I tell my employer I may need time off for IVF treatment?
Should I tell my employer I may need time off for IVF treatment?
My kids needs presents every week for birthday parties
My kids needs presents every week for birthday parties
 

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The purr-fect cats eye.
The purr-fect cats eye.
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Pink hair don't care!
Out damned hair!
Out damned hair!
Too old for Acne?
Too old for Acne?

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