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Embrace your perfectly imperfect life.

Jess’ new book, Diary of a Crap Housewife, is available in-store and online from 1st April.



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Diary of a Crap Housewife

Jess’ new book available in-store and online Monday 1st April.

Why not cut the crap, take the pressure off and admit to the moments, days, weeks and months when the wheels of the household do fall off?

This crap housewife calls to unite all mothers who, like Jessica, sometimes feel they are not perfect.

In this fabulous, funny, down-to-earth book, Diary of a Crap Housewife, Jessica Rowe writes honestly about her talent (or lack thereof) for cooking, about what's really important when it comes to mothering and family, and about her many and varied views, musings and commonsense advice on other #craphousewife matters.

Housewife Tales




One Fat Lady and One Thin Lady


Dear Jess

Beauty and Fashion

Housework won’t kill you, but why take a chance?
— Phyllis Diller
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Crap Housewife Sunglasses

New in store are the Crap Housewife Sunglasses. Buy now for $29.95.

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Crap Housewife Unitard

Dress it up or dress it down. The Crap Housewife Unitard is now $99.95.

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One Fat Lady and One Thin Lady

The hilarious podcast by best friends Jessica Rowe and Denise Drysdale.