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Black Holes, Bedroom Mirrors and Beanbags
Black Holes, Bedroom Mirrors and Beanbags
Love, Heat and the Net!
Love, Heat and the Net!
Wanderlust: How Travel Gives You a Taste for Adventure.
Wanderlust: How Travel Gives You a Taste for Adventure.
 

HOUSEWIFE TALES

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Top Tips for Parents!
Top Tips for Parents!
Why I decided to put my family first
Why I decided to put my family first
Slow Down!
Slow Down!
 

FOOD

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Top Tips for Parents!
Top Tips for Parents!
Honey Soy Chicken Drumsticks
Honey Soy Chicken Drumsticks
Chicken Nuggets!
Chicken Nuggets!
 

DEAR JESS

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I am struggling to find love. Should I just give up?
I am struggling to find love. Should I just give up?
My flaky friend always cancels our plans
My flaky friend always cancels our plans
Should I tell my employer I may need time off for IVF treatment?
Should I tell my employer I may need time off for IVF treatment?

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Black Holes, Bedroom Mirrors and Beanbags
Black Holes, Bedroom Mirrors and Beanbags
Love, Heat and the Net!
Love, Heat and the Net!
Wanderlust: How Travel Gives You a Taste for Adventure.
Wanderlust: How Travel Gives You a Taste for Adventure.

BEAUTY & FASHION

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Pink hair don't care!
Pink hair don't care!
Out damned hair!
Out damned hair!
Too old for Acne?
Too old for Acne?

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When it’s wet- put glitter on your eyes 🦄🦄 and cats on your ears!!! 😻😻 #craphousewife #crazycatlady #glitterismytherapy #craphousewifefashion #iwassafelyparkedtakingthissnap #rain
Helllllooooooo! Another podcast episode high kicks into existence today!! 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️ It’s called ‘Black holes, Bedroom mirrors and Beanbags’. 💕💕💕 You can listen on craphousewife.com or wherever you listen to your podcasts!! #onefatladyandonethinlady #craphousewife #podcasts #blackholes #bluehair #beanbags
The older I get the more I embrace this!! 🦄🦄🌈🌈😻😻 #craphousewife #wackywonderful #youareenough
Today is Sunday! Sunday is chicken pie (thanks to my sous chef Giselle!!) #craphousewife
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Thumbs up that I’m now ‘allowed’ at the sports carnival!! Under strict instructions about NO cheering, dancing, or getting too close to the oval!!! 😹😹🦄🦄 #craphousewife #dontbesooooembarassing #isitobviousimgoingforblueteam